Well, bust my balloons
To the editor:
Look up in the sky! What are those things? They are balloons from China. (Just ask them.) They were shot down as a routine QA/QC testing our own ability to detect intrusion.
Believe this? If so, I have some nitrogen you can swallow and talk like Donald Duck. Oops — almost wrote Trump instead of Duck. Sorry.
David Stafford
Cape Coral